








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 133 | 17% |
| Smokes | 103 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 307 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 261 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,194 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuniman | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | LOVE SPICE | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | f l e 1 r 0 n | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | OneLoveBunny | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuniman | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | LOVE SPICE | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | f l e 1 r 0 n | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | OneLoveBunny | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuniman | 6 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ | 2 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | f l e 1 r 0 n | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f l e 1 r 0 n | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | OneLoveBunny | 13 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | kuniman | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | LOVE SPICE | 10 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lenyaxxx | +3.26 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | f l e 1 r 0 n | +0.33 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | LOVE SPICE | +0.31 | 24 | 76 |
| #4 | ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ | -0.03 | 75 | 42 |
| #5 | OneLoveBunny | -0.24 | 50 | 75 |





