








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4470 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3065 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,644 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibxxd. | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Šlimak Pawel | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Hely | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Leonardo | 48% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibxxd. | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Šlimak Pawel | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Hely | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Leonardo | 48% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo | 17 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Šlimak Pawel | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Hely | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | tibxxd. | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo | 283 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hely | 143 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | tibxxd. | 71 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Šlimak Pawel | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibxxd. | +3.04 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | Kamil Ślimak | +2.71 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Hely | +2.25 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | Šlimak Pawel | +1.20 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | Leonardo | -1.03 | 60 | 53 |





