








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4839 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3701 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2089 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2599 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,672 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Namra-Zel | 63% | 71 |
| #2 | NoThaDjaN | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | guingstar | 50% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Namra-Zel | 63% | 71 |
| #2 | NoThaDjaN | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | guingstar | 50% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guingstar | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Namra-Zel | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | NoThaDjaN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guingstar | 317 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | NoThaDjaN | 178 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Namra-Zel | 75 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Se7eN | +1.99 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | NoThaDjaN | +1.95 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | guingstar | -0.62 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Namra-Zel | -0.87 | 46 | 32 |





