








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5208 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4704 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2892 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3621 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,170 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocean | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | LyuChaCha | 7 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Jinhua ham㊣ | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Kirua | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | 木拉撒Ki | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinhua ham㊣ | 226 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | 27 | 196 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | LyuChaCha | 167 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | 木拉撒Ki | 163 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kirua | 155 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinhua ham㊣ | +1.48 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | PainFlatYuYuan | +0.96 | 90 | 57 |
| #3 | Kirua | +0.94 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | Oiiaoiia | +0.54 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | MC | +0.43 | 57 | 72 |





