








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
68 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 121 | 37% |
| Smokes | 99 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 53 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 51 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,867 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shomi | 25% | 4 |
| #2 | Mrki | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | 106 | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | Boris | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shomi | 25% | 4 |
| #2 | Mrki | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | 106 | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | Boris | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris | 11 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #2 | Mrki | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Shomi | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | 106 | 5 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris | +0.07 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | SomborShuffle | +0.04 | 58 | 78 |
| #3 | Mrki | -2.29 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | Shomi | -3.19 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | 106 | -5.52 | 28 | 65 |





