








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5128 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5441 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5009 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3046 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,960,163 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sem_aKa | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | TraKeR™ | 52% | 121 |
| #3 | Aizen Sosuske | 51% | 139 |
| #4 | Hygge | 47% | 110 |
| #5 | MyN 🤍 | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraKeR™ | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | MyN 🤍 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Hygge | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Aizen Sosuske | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | sCs(cocolino) | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraKeR™ | +1.70 | 55 | 68 |
| #2 | Hygge | +0.50 | 51 | 75 |
| #3 | sCs(cocolino) | +0.37 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | NeM20 | +0.02 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Aizen Sosuske | -0.06 | 41 | 71 |





