








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4746 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2397 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3014 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2935 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,123,027 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0sT | 60% | 109 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖘 | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | RammFire | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | ✪ C L U T C H O L O G O S | 46% | 113 |
| #5 | VICTOOR | 46% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RammFire | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | ✪ C L U T C H O L O G O S | 46% | 113 |
| #5 | VICTOOR | 46% | 123 |
| #6 | Steftsa | 45% | 181 |
| #7 | .𝓝 𝟰 𝓥 𝓐. | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steftsa | 29 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | m0sT | 17 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | ✪ C L U T C H O L O G O S | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | VICTOOR | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ✪ 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖘 | 6 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steftsa | 593 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | m0sT | 396 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪ C L U T C H O L O G O S | 299 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | VICTOOR | 268 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖘 | 158 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0sT | +7.14 | 93 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖘 | +3.02 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ C L U T C H O L O G O S | +2.08 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Steftsa | +1.77 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | RammFire | +0.72 | 53 | 48 |





