








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1248 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2493 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1889 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,288 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psycho | +2.29 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | DasKoKaninchen | +2.12 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | ax0ax0a | +1.11 | 73 | 46 |
| #4 | Powerpoint 2016 | +1.04 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Mark Fi$ter | +0.48 | 66 | 48 |





