








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1771 | 38% |
| Smokes | 505 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1289 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1098 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,546 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikk3x | 49% | 57 |
| #2 | PERÄREIJÄN_KAIRAAJA91 | 46% | 147 |
| #3 | Estro-Eemeli | 43% | 80 |
| #4 | Emmeli11 | 38% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikk3x | 49% | 57 |
| #2 | PERÄREIJÄN_KAIRAAJA91 | 46% | 147 |
| #3 | Estro-Eemeli | 43% | 80 |
| #4 | Emmeli11 | 38% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emmeli11 | 41 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Estro-Eemeli | 37 | 0.0280 |
| #3 | PERÄREIJÄN_KAIRAAJA91 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | nikk3x | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERÄREIJÄN_KAIRAAJA91 | 275 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Emmeli11 | 242 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | nikk3x | 153 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Estro-Eemeli | 33 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loitsi | +2.36 | 47 | 41 |
| #2 | nikk3x | -0.18 | 52 | 47 |
| #3 | PERÄREIJÄN_KAIRAAJA91 | -0.66 | 26 | 49 |
| #4 | Emmeli11 | -2.06 | 25 | 37 |
| #5 | Estro-Eemeli | -3.94 | 25 | 14 |





