








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4955 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9048 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 8410 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5305 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,633,015 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2005 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ѕρΩуηιχ⭕⃤ | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Julsen | 23 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Glatzenhopper | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Leaf | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Klabuschterbeere | 12 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ѕρΩуηιχ⭕⃤ | 934 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Leaf | 611 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Julsen | 514 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Glatzenhopper | 135 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | vimaev | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ѕρΩуηιχ⭕⃤ | +4.51 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | vimaev | +1.95 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Fotzaknecht | +1.07 | 29 | 64 |
| #4 | Julsen | -0.21 | 46 | 70 |
| #5 | Leaf | -0.28 | 49 | 58 |





