








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3201 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3378 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4607 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3171 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,721,648 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1943 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepperm1nt | 52% | 246 |
| #2 | Dhosi | 50% | 228 |
| #3 | FYS1C | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepperm1nt | 52% | 246 |
| #2 | Dhosi | 50% | 228 |
| #3 | FYS1C | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dhosi | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | pepperm1nt | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | FYS1C | 7 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepperm1nt | 390 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dhosi | 91 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | FYS1C | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rook. | +1.30 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Dhosi | +0.94 | 71 | 32 |
| #3 | pepperm1nt | -0.44 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | FYS1C | -2.67 | 34 | 39 |





