








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 250 matches | ||
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6586 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6244 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5010 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4499 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,291 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mchl | 65% | 57 |
| #2 | Danny | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | zeRo | 60% | 102 |
| #4 | methoDs | 58% | 186 |
| #5 | o0die^-^ | 57% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | methoDs | 58% | 186 |
| #5 | o0die^-^ | 57% | 105 |
| #6 | The BigP | 57% | 123 |
| #7 | IVEY | 55% | 95 |
| #8 | mu7olini | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The BigP | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | zeRo | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | methoDs | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | o0die^-^ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | IVEY | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | methoDs | 804 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | zeRo | 597 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | IVEY | 392 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | The BigP | 270 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | o0die^-^ | 254 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daerius | +2.64 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | methoDs | +2.09 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | zeRo | +1.41 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | IVEY | +1.20 | 84 | 73 |
| #5 | Danny | +0.16 | 63 | 66 |





