








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2051 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3178 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2183 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,199,791 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zVEDE | +6.82 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | lizwiz | +5.54 | 70 | 70 |
| #3 | seer | +4.00 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | ^zV^ | +3.94 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Ghosty | +2.17 | 65 | 50 |





