








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 147 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1196 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2230 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,724,793 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L. | 50% | 76 |
| #2 | ♦Danokey♦ | 49% | 288 |
| #3 | Benuxas | 48% | 151 |
| #4 | Deivis | 46% | 147 |
| #5 | sunny | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deivis | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Top G god Yahudi | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Emilis | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | ♦Danokey♦ | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | L. | 9 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♦Danokey♦ | 891 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | sunny | 169 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Top G god Yahudi | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | L. | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Deivis | 106 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♦Danokey♦ | +2.35 | 60 | 71 |
| #2 | Top G god Yahudi | +1.92 | 70 | 49 |
| #3 | L. | +1.46 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | Benuxas | +0.89 | 82 | 40 |
| #5 | Nionius | -0.36 | 61 | 24 |





