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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1016 | 37% |
| Smokes | 347 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 525 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,950 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandma_Robber | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | QUACKM0LE | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Aakkoset | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandma_Robber | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | QUACKM0LE | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Aakkoset | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aakkoset | 73 | 0.0310 |
| #2 | QUACKM0LE | 8 | 0.0307 |
| #3 | Grandma_Robber | 6 | 0.0221 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aakkoset | 275 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | QUACKM0LE | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Grandma_Robber | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandma_Robber | +5.00 | 66 | 28 |
| #2 | Aakkoset | +3.10 | 37 | 26 |
| #3 | QUACKM0LE | +1.29 | 48 | 31 |
| #4 | raineri gypsy | -2.66 | 12 | 31 |





