








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3836 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6355 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5624 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2402 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $992,249 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rob Boss | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | jääse | 53% | 312 |
| #3 | MRbeginning | 52% | 408 |
| #4 | TaisteluJaska | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | ThugaNugga9000 | 52% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TaisteluJaska | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | ThugaNugga9000 | 52% | 110 |
| #6 | Bottu | 51% | 342 |
| #7 | Stepdog (cat) | 50% | 439 |
| #8 | Riki Sorsan veli | 49% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRbeginning | 31 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Stepdog (cat) | 24 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Bottu | 23 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Riki Sorsan veli | 19 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ThugaNugga9000 | 8 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRbeginning | 1158 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | Bottu | 928 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #3 | Stepdog (cat) | 727 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #4 | Riki Sorsan veli | 702 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | jääse | 397 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThugaNugga9000 | +3.64 | 58 | 51 |
| #2 | Stepdog (cat) | +3.04 | 54 | 50 |
| #3 | Rob Boss | +2.50 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | Bottu | +2.36 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | MRbeginning | +1.12 | 66 | 60 |





