








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 757 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1581 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 695 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,606 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 762 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Krupis | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Falneko | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | hlow | 42% | 60 |
| #6 | Ryan Gosling | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | KvassTormoz | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hlow | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Falneko | 7 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Blocky | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | KvassTormoz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falneko | +3.85 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | Tritons | +0.62 | 31 | 47 |
| #3 | hlow | +0.43 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | Blocky | -0.34 | 50 | 34 |
| #5 | Krupis | -3.45 | 18 | 38 |





