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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 514 | 21% |
| Smokes | 494 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 693 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,800 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ceo | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Lebronas Jamesavičius | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Anne freak | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | 4,500L Corrugated Water Tank | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | judoback | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4,500L Corrugated Water Tank | +2.05 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | sniaukslys | +1.55 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | Lebronas Jamesavičius | +0.46 | 73 | 23 |
| #4 | Algirdas Brazauskas | +0.29 | 52 | 37 |
| #5 | ceo | +0.21 | 58 | 40 |





