








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 29% |
| Smokes | 154 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 204 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,697 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kautz | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | monotast | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | RITZ | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | Kev1nho0 | 74% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kautz | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | monotast | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | RITZ | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | Kev1nho0 | 74% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RITZ | 3 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | Kev1nho0 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | kautz | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kev1nho0 | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | kautz | 37 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | RITZ | 22 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | monotast | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kev1nho0 | +6.20 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | monotast | +4.01 | 92 | 63 |
| #3 | Pollux 痛 | +2.90 | 71 | 46 |
| #4 | RITZ | -0.07 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | kautz | -1.02 | 65 | 57 |





