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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 203 | 15% |
| Smokes | 436 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 417 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,159 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leovo | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Hirvi | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | satan cat :3 | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | eetu | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | idäst etelääpäi JoosaP | 59% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hirvi | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | satan cat :3 | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | eetu | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | idäst etelääpäi JoosaP | 59% | 34 |
| #6 | Ender | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ender | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | idäst etelääpäi JoosaP | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Hirvi | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eetu | 113 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ender | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hirvi | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | idäst etelääpäi JoosaP | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | satan cat :3 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eetu | +2.77 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | pleist | +1.43 | 59 | 26 |
| #3 | Hirvi | +1.06 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | Leovo | +0.60 | 23 | 23 |
| #5 | idäst etelääpäi JoosaP | -0.14 | 46 | 34 |





