








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 447 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2851 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2488 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1385 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,647,159 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 973 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na szia csak azt akartam hogy | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | cnasy | 56% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na szia csak azt akartam hogy | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | cnasy | 56% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cnasy | 18 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | na szia csak azt akartam hogy | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na szia csak azt akartam hogy | 320 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | cnasy | 249 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na szia csak azt akartam hogy | +2.75 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | cnasy | +2.40 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | ORBÁN PEEK | +0.84 | 34 | 41 |





