








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 656 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5191 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2896 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6912 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4334 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,812,862 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pappii | 85% | 48 |
| #2 | Kai | 79% | 39 |
| #3 | 𒉭 Pacifist | 75% | 44 |
| #4 | F/s | 67% | 64 |
| #5 | <RobotAim> Vintage | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pappii | 85% | 48 |
| #2 | Kai | 79% | 39 |
| #3 | 𒉭 Pacifist | 75% | 44 |
| #4 | F/s | 67% | 64 |
| #5 | <RobotAim> Vintage | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <RobotAim> Vintage | 10 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Kai | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | 𒉭 Pacifist | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | F/s | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Pappii | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pappii | 206 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | <RobotAim> Vintage | 148 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𒉭 Pacifist | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kai | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | F/s | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | +4.11 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | 𒉭 Pacifist | +2.78 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | Pappii | +2.57 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | SL | +2.50 | 77 | 53 |
| #5 | F/s | +0.49 | 73 | 30 |





