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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2842 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3604 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3541 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3690 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,806,154 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ζ»δΊ | 88% | 32 |
| #2 | aquaa | 76% | 68 |
| #3 | archundesOuO | 68% | 68 |
| #4 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | 65% | 49 |
| #5 | Dice | 64% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dice | 583 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | archundesOuO | 286 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | aquaa | 262 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | ahchinCS | 255 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lok2 | 164 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ζ»δΊ | +4.94 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | HKUNCLE | +4.64 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | archundesOuO | +4.10 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | aquaa | +3.79 | 89 | 69 |
| #5 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | +3.67 | 66 | 64 |





