








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 22% |
| Smokes | 905 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 847 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,788 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Badung ya | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Daddy Issues | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | reaction time senen kamis | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Badung ya | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Daddy Issues | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | reaction time senen kamis | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy Issues | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | reaction time senen kamis | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Badung ya | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reaction time senen kamis | 224 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Badung ya | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Daddy Issues | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEQX | +3.74 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | reaction time senen kamis | -1.45 | 38 | 66 |
| #3 | Badung ya | -1.73 | 57 | 55 |
| #4 | Daddy Issues | -2.03 | 44 | 30 |





