








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2039 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Esplay | 68 matches | 2,168 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Renown | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4901 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6388 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5593 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4766 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,708,851 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAHAHA | 55% | 269 |
| #2 | LUGARN | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAHAHA | 55% | 269 |
| #2 | LUGARN | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAHAHA | 51 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAHAHA | 346 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | LUGARN | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skarper | +2.22 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | HAHAHA | +1.03 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | LUGARN | -0.52 | 78 | 54 |





