








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1735 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1783 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2959 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2406 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,430,808 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɲthraχ | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | yuichiro | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Aieroz | 56% | 120 |
| #4 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɲthraχ | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | yuichiro | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Aieroz | 56% | 120 |
| #4 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuichiro | 9 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Aieroz | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Ɲthraχ | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɲthraχ | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | yuichiro | 128 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aieroz | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aieroz | +0.59 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | $arsaBoo | +0.03 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | yuichiro | -0.24 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Ɲthraχ | -0.42 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | -1.24 | 84 | 62 |





