








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 258 | 16% |
| Smokes | 440 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 519 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 368 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,250 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaiNz | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Killua [Stefanos] | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | An0nY | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Ευλο | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaiNz | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Killua [Stefanos] | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | An0nY | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Ευλο | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An0nY | 9 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | Ευλο | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | PaiNz | 2 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | Killua [Stefanos] | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An0nY | 96 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | PaiNz | 29 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ευλο | 22 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Killua [Stefanos] | 21 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An0nY | +3.34 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | kostasanemozalis | +1.99 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Killua [Stefanos] | -0.99 | 54 | 48 |
| #4 | PaiNz | -1.17 | 65 | 48 |
| #5 | Ευλο | -1.63 | 41 | 53 |





