








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6636 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7318 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6176 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5735 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,419,600 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Libertà | 49% | 322 |
| #11 | Chapo^ | 49% | 102 |
| #12 | B.A.V.U.R.E | 49% | 84 |
| #13 | Pedro Pascal | 46% | 71 |
| #14 | inck | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nce | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Epok | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Lez__^ | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Libertà | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Pedro Pascal | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epok | 804 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Lez__^ | 741 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #3 | Libertà | 709 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | v1nce | 540 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | Chapo^ | 389 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bof | +2.60 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Tony^_- | +1.89 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Epok | +1.06 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | Libertà | +0.81 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | Pedro Pascal | +0.62 | 70 | 67 |





