








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 930 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13190 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7953 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8178 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7341 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,606,016 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheekyKunt | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Audi enjoyer | 53% | 141 |
| #3 | Waar | 46% | 92 |
| #4 | scratcH | 45% | 92 |
| #5 | Pink_panter | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheekyKunt | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Audi enjoyer | 53% | 141 |
| #3 | Waar | 46% | 92 |
| #4 | scratcH | 45% | 92 |
| #5 | Pink_panter | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi enjoyer | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | scratcH | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Waar | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Pink_panter | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | CheekyKunt | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waar | 271 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Audi enjoyer | 259 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pink_panter | 204 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | scratcH | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | CheekyKunt | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waar | +3.33 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | CheekyKunt | +3.02 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | Audi enjoyer | +1.93 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | scratcH | -0.29 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Pink_panter | -0.86 | 53 | 54 |





