








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




179 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2391 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3894 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1881 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2607 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,391,189 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schlennodorian | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Nøv40ne | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | QYSO | 56% | 397 |
| #4 | Luminas | 54% | 109 |
| #5 | xxL30N | 54% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nøv40ne | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | QYSO | 56% | 397 |
| #4 | Luminas | 54% | 109 |
| #5 | xxL30N | 54% | 95 |
| #6 | Cool_cat | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QYSO | 81 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Schlennodorian | 23 | 0.0355 |
| #3 | Nøv40ne | 20 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Cool_cat | 8 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | xxL30N | 7 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QYSO | 1064 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | xxL30N | 355 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Luminas | 100 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nøv40ne | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Schlennodorian | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4M | +4.45 | 85 | 45 |
| #2 | Schlennodorian | +3.74 | 85 | 42 |
| #3 | Luminas | +0.03 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | QYSO | -0.22 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | xxL30N | -1.16 | 50 | 53 |





