








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3780 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5116 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3641 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3310 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,755 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bahedur | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Drenkuu | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Jaypok | 46% | 170 |
| #4 | K0llit | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Nielubielukrecji | 43% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaypok | 36 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Drenkuu | 25 | 0.0255 |
| #3 | Nielubielukrecji | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Kittler | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Bahedur | 3 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaypok | +5.89 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | Bahedur | +4.67 | 54 | 22 |
| #3 | K0llit | +3.53 | 61 | 34 |
| #4 | Kittler | +3.15 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | Jabol Ziomal | +1.68 | 59 | 43 |





