








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1934 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2049 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 891 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1423 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,459 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FILEX_eXm | +4.35 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | OpTicIND forsaken | +3.35 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | SAMURAI_DOG TW | +3.15 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | NURA_vtuber | +2.77 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | EMath Master H | +2.02 | 81 | 59 |





