








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 363 | 21% |
| Smokes | 466 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 561 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $254,480 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trash | 304 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Peppermint Zyn | 140 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | ezTrashCan | 100 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ezFox | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gucci Mane in 2006 | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezFox | +6.61 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | ezAce | +3.99 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | ezTrashCan | +2.90 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | Gucci Mane in 2006 | +2.19 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | Trash | +1.97 | 53 | 46 |





