








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 160 | 48% |
| Smokes | 39 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 111 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 26 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $60,801 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eren | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | mattx | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Christmas V7 ๐
| 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Vanshika | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | not3oF | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | mattx | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Christmas V7 ๐
| 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Vanshika | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | not3oF | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | Timgra | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanshika | 4 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | mattx | 2 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | Christmas V7 ๐
| 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Timgra | 1 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Eren | 1 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christmas V7 ๐
| 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Vanshika | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | mattx | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | not3oF | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Timgra | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattx | +5.68 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | ๐เนรq๐ | +2.51 | 75 | 37 |
| #3 | Christmas V7 ๐
| -0.50 | 31 | 45 |
| #4 | Eren | -0.79 | 65 | 18 |
| #5 | Timgra | -4.28 | 31 | 48 |





