








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 443 | 19% |
| Smokes | 618 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 619 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,530 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trinh | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Adrian:) | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | paulioska | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | KayAre | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Mlody | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mlody | 63% | 24 |
| #6 | is the best app | 63% | 40 |
| #7 | shirjo | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | Mefedronowy Zabijaka | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | 𝙟𝙖𝙨𝙯𝙪𝙪𝙗 | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | is the best app | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Mefedronowy Zabijaka | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | KayAre | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | is the best app | 307 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | Mlody | 143 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | 𝙟𝙖𝙨𝙯𝙪𝙪𝙗 | 57 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | shirjo | 53 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mefedronowy Zabijaka | 52 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shirjo | +3.40 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | paulioska | +2.42 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | trinh | +1.79 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | LuKi | +0.83 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | 𝙟𝙖𝙨𝙯𝙪𝙪𝙗 | +0.76 | 82 | 55 |





