








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8203 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7104 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4616 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4784 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,216 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3v1lHuNt3R | 59% | 75 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ P R I? | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | Kick Buttowski | 55% | 121 |
| #4 | ✪KasUMBaR | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | GameOVER | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISHUTHESHOOT | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Koco | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Sedar | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ P R I? | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | lime | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ P R I? | +3.22 | 63 | 56 |
| #2 | Koco | +2.45 | 65 | 62 |
| #3 | The Disaster | +0.61 | 62 | 75 |
| #4 | Kick Buttowski | +0.38 | 51 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪KasUMBaR | +0.10 | 73 | 57 |





