








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1882 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 832 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11106 | 26% |
| Smokes | 12674 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8888 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9389 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,088 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 871 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cekoo | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | Skwleppe vol0 | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | denzz | 49% | 336 |
| #4 | Nemessis | 46% | 358 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cekoo | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | Skwleppe vol0 | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | denzz | 49% | 336 |
| #4 | Nemessis | 46% | 358 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denzz | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Nemessis | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #3 | Skwleppe vol0 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denzz | 950 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | Nemessis | 547 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Skwleppe vol0 | 530 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | cekoo | 156 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hako2k | +0.96 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | cekoo | +0.71 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | denzz | +0.22 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Skwleppe vol0 | -0.79 | 59 | 76 |
| #5 | Nemessis | -1.40 | 52 | 49 |





