








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3123 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2420 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3076 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,391 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rZdi | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | santha.domi0 | 59% | 76 |
| #3 | botondsagi | 56% | 240 |
| #4 | Freakziee | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Mark Zimmerman | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rZdi | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | santha.domi0 | 59% | 76 |
| #3 | botondsagi | 56% | 240 |
| #4 | Freakziee | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Mark Zimmerman | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | botondsagi | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Mark Zimmerman | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | santha.domi0 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Freakziee | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | botondsagi | 704 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | santha.domi0 | 215 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Freakziee | 108 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mark Zimmerman | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | rZdi | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szuti | +1.72 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | botondsagi | +0.10 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Mark Zimmerman | +0.07 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | Freakziee | -1.50 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | santha.domi0 | -2.96 | 42 | 49 |





