








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2560 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1852 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1069 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1430 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $213,776 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -DEST1NYY- | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Dog | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | Levelly | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Feirzax | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Clepka | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Feirzax | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Clepka | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | Tadzikas | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | The Cress | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | FrenkiE | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dog | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Tadzikas | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | -DEST1NYY- | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tadzikas | 111 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | FrenkiE | 100 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dog | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Clepka | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Cress | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -DEST1NYY- | +1.70 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | -BRAX- | +1.59 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | Clepka | +0.17 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | FrenkiE | -0.51 | 56 | 74 |
| #5 | Feirzax | -0.87 | 44 | 66 |





