








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
56 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 56 | 28% |
| Smokes | 56 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 44 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 47 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $11,236 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Lars3n★ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | NIGHT9ARE | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | DiVi | 83% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Lars3n★ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | NIGHT9ARE | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | DiVi | 83% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiVi | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | NIGHT9ARE | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | ★Lars3n★ | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | +9.25 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | DiVi | +0.39 | 30 | 56 |
| #3 | ★Lars3n★ | -0.17 | 29 | 45 |
| #4 | NIGHT9ARE | -2.02 | 21 | 62 |





