








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 958 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1203 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 757 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,847 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steiny | 15 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | V三亜xXx | 10 | 0.0241 |
| #3 | HAV0C | 灾害 | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | zNebirus | 6 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | SCYTH3 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAV0C | 灾害 | 212 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | Steiny | 185 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | true BOT | 152 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #4 | fOXTROT1 t(-_-t) | 130 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | SCYTH3 | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steiny | +2.42 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | $™ | +1.71 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Astro | +1.56 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | HAV0C | 灾害 | +1.40 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | SexY>------->Fear | +1.01 | 77 | 48 |





