








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5850 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4398 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3045 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3839 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,414 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AYCtv | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | | 63% | 98 |
| #3 | chanlem chang | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | Rocciel | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | Aurora | 58% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | chanlem chang | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | Rocciel | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | Aurora | 58% | 105 |
| #6 | 1TAP︻芫=一一 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | 56% | 97 |
| #7 | TeTeX | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AYCtv | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Rocciel | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | chanlem chang | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Aurora | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 388 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | 1TAP︻芫=一一 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | 366 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | | 234 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | chanlem chang | 118 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | AYCtv | 108 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sour | +4.75 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | | +0.14 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | Aurora | -0.26 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | 1TAP︻芫=一一 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | -0.68 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Rocciel | -1.43 | 48 | 18 |





