








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6056 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6841 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5958 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,601,402 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fat Crocodile | 25 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ZappelNinja | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Nezu | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | G71-Ezron | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Ich treffe nichts | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZappelNinja | +7.40 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | Ich treffe nichts | +3.37 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Nezu | +3.18 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | G71-Ezron | +1.12 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | Fat Crocodile | -0.15 | 43 | 21 |





