








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1053 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1875 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,304 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n2ny | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | .Mic | 57% | 90 |
| #3 | AUDassity | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n2ny | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | .Mic | 57% | 90 |
| #3 | AUDassity | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n2ny | 13 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | .Mic | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | AUDassity | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n2ny | 171 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | AUDassity | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | .Mic | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaymes | +2.63 | 64 | 29 |
| #2 | n2ny | +2.57 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | .Mic | -1.44 | 49 | 28 |
| #4 | AUDassity | -3.97 | 22 | 52 |





