








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1595 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1111 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1475 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 884 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,006 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yang | 78% | 45 |
| #2 | ANDRE99 | 73% | 33 |
| #3 | Fr0g | 72% | 58 |
| #4 | Halo 3 | 68% | 19 |
| #5 | I3eom | 66% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0g | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Halo 3 | 5 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | icePhone | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ANDRE99 | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | HoPal | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0g | 296 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yang | 149 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Spiker | 122 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | I3eom | 119 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | HoPal | 108 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0g | +5.72 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | I3eom | +5.60 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | Yang | +3.11 | 70 | 76 |
| #4 | EmPTy | +2.95 | 91 | 48 |
| #5 | Zenvowo | +2.22 | 87 | 65 |





