








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 856 | 6% |
| Smokes | 8424 | 57% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2590 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,255,681 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FMJ | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | Gator | 49% | 175 |
| #3 | peeta | 48% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FMJ | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | Gator | 49% | 175 |
| #3 | peeta | 48% | 261 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peeta | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Gator | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | FMJ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peeta | 372 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Gator | 276 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | FMJ | 104 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gator | +2.12 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | peeta | +1.99 | 73 | 41 |
| #3 | FMJ | +1.14 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | Bill Murray | -2.16 | 37 | 33 |





