








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3594 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4697 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3199 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2107 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,552,908 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubbyWubs | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | Tento | 51% | 89 |
| #3 | swift | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubbyWubs | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | Tento | 51% | 89 |
| #3 | swift | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tento | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | swift | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | TubbyWubs | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swift | 287 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tento | 269 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | TubbyWubs | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubbyWubs | +5.32 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Tento | +3.67 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | swift | +1.28 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | chrisS | -0.78 | 74 | 56 |





