








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 259 | 23% |
| Smokes | 416 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 97 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 362 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,399 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒☬goⅆ︎ℤ︎illa☬ | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Chimpy | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Apricity | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒☬goⅆ︎ℤ︎illa☬ | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Chimpy | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Apricity | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒☬goⅆ︎ℤ︎illa☬ | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Chimpy | 3 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Apricity | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apricity | 36 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | ꧁༒☬goⅆ︎ℤ︎illa☬ | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Chimpy | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | migma_mals | +5.99 | 56 | 30 |
| #2 | Apricity | -2.77 | 9 | 14 |
| #3 | ꧁༒☬goⅆ︎ℤ︎illa☬ | -3.69 | 3 | 30 |
| #4 | Chimpy | -9.07 | 4 | 14 |





