








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 303 | 35% |
| Smokes | 142 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 273 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 156 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,346 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1mz | 33% | 43 |
| #2 | Charly™ | 29% | 38 |
| #3 | Daniel Juan™ | 27% | 33 |
| #4 | ian♞; | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1mz | 33% | 43 |
| #2 | Charly™ | 29% | 38 |
| #3 | Daniel Juan™ | 27% | 33 |
| #4 | ian♞; | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1mz | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | ian♞; | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Charly™ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charly™ | 146 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | ian♞; | 131 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | r1mz | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Daniel Juan™ | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1mz | +3.93 | 69 | 86 |
| #2 | ian♞; | +2.66 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Charly™ | -3.16 | 37 | 61 |
| #4 | Daniel Juan™ | -3.49 | 28 | 45 |
| #5 | Feli | -4.31 | 29 | 39 |





