








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2825 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2380 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 918 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,178 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Mugg | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Aynamka | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | ℓεɠʀøѕ Cнą† 3njøy | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Mugg | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Aynamka | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | ℓεɠʀøѕ Cнą† 3njøy | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aynamka | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Dr. Mugg | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ℓεɠʀøѕ Cнą† 3njøy | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℓεɠʀøѕ Cнą† 3njøy | 159 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Aynamka | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dr. Mugg | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℓεɠʀøѕ Cнą† 3njøy | +2.36 | 54 | 74 |
| #2 | Aynamka | -0.70 | 30 | 57 |
| #3 | Alkaza | -1.08 | 36 | 48 |
| #4 | Dr. Mugg | -1.38 | 27 | 44 |





